Question: In the browser version you can opt into or out of incest content, but in this downloadable version, you don't get to choose and its set to off. Is there something I'm missing
Ho-lee shit. Legitimately one of the best story-based visual novels I've ever played.
Witty and sarcastic humor is done tastefully, some DEVELOPER interactions (which I found absolutely hilarious btw), and by All That is Holy, the lewds.
There's not many right now, but by GOD do they make up for it in quality. Cadence's were quite honestly the best animated scenes I've seen for an AVN. Seriously. They're good.
Speaking of animations; You've outdone yourself with them, truly. Sure, they may feel slightly stiff but I have a feeling more experience (and perhaps hardware/software limitations) play a role in that. Despite that, they add so much to the storytelling, and fit really well both in the serious scenes and the not-so-serious.
From the bottom of my pants my cryptid life-producing organ, thank you. I am very excited for the future of Realm Invader.
PS forgot to mention the dialogue. If I were to rank every AVN I've played on a scale from one to ten in terms of believable and realistic (non-cringe) dialogue; I'd have to give this a ten with absolutely zero contest. There is one out of the probably dozens I've played that comes close (off the top of my head), but other than that, nothing comes close.
The bro talk, the teasing, the witty back and forth between Noelle and MC, the lowkey-but-not-really flirting between Grace (one of my two favorites) and MC, the list can honestly go on and on.
Character design. Hands down the best I've seen for an AVN. I personally am not particularly fond of overly large breasts, which most AVNs tend to have as a result of the 3D software they use, but also the face designs and body types truly vary instead of being just taller or shorter. The muscularity on Grace is delicious. The eyes feel like they belong to actual people (love the glowing effect too; especially on Cadence ;)) and not to 3D models.
The UI was nice and tidy, not many things to keep track of, LOVED the dialogue picking UI, and - after I got the hang of it - the vignette system was useful.
If someone showed me this game and dared me not to laugh for 5 minutes playing it, I will spend the first 4mins 45secs stuck at the main menu because selecting "START" is going to make me stumble upon my doom after barely making it past the WARNING screen saying:
"Don't be stupid and expect people to act like this in real life."
I may need to explore more to change my mind (good luck), but right now, I declare this AVN to be #1 with the best comedy out of those I've seen. Eternum, a close 2nd.
game crashes every dozen or so frames on android 13 especially when there are chained animations. not sure what is going on, tried different installs and downloaded it a few times just to be sure.
I've only just begun. Like maybe 30-45 minutes into it, and I can already tell this is on another level. I've learned my lesson about buying games on itch. Too many just stop being developed and you end up never getting to see the finish after paying for a game. It happens on steam too but not nearly as often. I really hope this makes it to steam. I'd buy it immediately.
honestly, when it comes to itch ill only play it if i see comments from the creator of the game being recent and talking about the game, updates. or thanks for playing. that type of response. if i don't see it i presume its a dead game which is a shame since most of them seem to have potential.
The updates since Episode 2 is out of wack i can't even pinpoint at when the updates will come out of the closet like i've seen and played games with the wackiest updates time and this is too much
Too many attempts at jokes, too much exposition and too often trying to sync with audio that I dont play with too early on to hook me. Your results may vary, but it looks like it has decent bones
Mother of fuck the dialogue is sending my sides into orbit. The (first if there are more) scene without Guillaume destroyed me. The gags sometimes kind of ruin sincere moments, but the banter is otherwise top-notch writing. Keep it up.
this game is easily one of my most fav rn! holy shit the comedy is top tier and the story is really interesting so far. can't wait for the next episode!
With this comment, I'm putting my expectation very high. I adored Eternum and if this doesn't get me as involved or connected to the characters like Eternum did (Luna best girl). I'm going to be be very disappointed and writing a Synapsys on why it wasn't on this comment.
Okay. so I finished it. Hands down... it's not better than Eternum, BUT... it's not bad. Eternum is suppose to be taken more seriously of a story rather than a Meme like this one, but that doesn't make it a bad story. to be honest how the 2 stories are made. they aren't suppose to be compared to be honest. this is suppose to be a comedy with romance in the mix. considering not even the romance parts are safe from the meme's and Three Stooges like humor. I actually really did enjoy it, but saying it's better when its significantly smaller and the audience it's trying to attract isn't really the same. if you're here for the romance and sex, there's not really any of both. sure the mc get's a blow job and you watch a girl masterbate, but the one time you might get a chance sleep with someone, you get robbed when you're trying to pay the prostitutes, but again it's because it's starting out and the story is only beginning, I'm sure there will be plenty of sex later. while Eternum which has been in longer production and fleshed out several of the girls stories to lead into each of them getting laid at the end of there courting periods and shows and emphasizes on Romance allot more than Realm Invaders with some comedy. it also shows and humanizes all of the characters so you can connect to them better. This could also be do to the newness of this game and it'll do the same, but the only time you really get a connection is through the main character not really caring about there stories and looking at his phone, except for 4? of them, though one of them he ends up saying what happened to them was boring, even though it was pretty tragic it happened to the character as a teenager.
Love it so far, although I'll wait until there's more before I do any kind of a review. I have to ask though if my reactions were what you were going for as a storyteller because so far I have zero interest in anyone outside the house - all paths closed. Noelle, Grace, Miya, Chloe and Cadence and that's it - no desire to even be friends with with any of the others so far. (Also Noelle should not give anyone fashion advice, she turned Chloe from the hottest one in the house into the least hot and the outfit she picked for Cadence was a serious downgrade over what she was originally wearing.)
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Need a recommendation like this game something that is as or if not, crazier than the name GayLordSuperman.
Question: In the browser version you can opt into or out of incest content, but in this downloadable version, you don't get to choose and its set to off. Is there something I'm missing
Ho-lee shit. Legitimately one of the best story-based visual novels I've ever played.
Witty and sarcastic humor is done tastefully, some DEVELOPER interactions (which I found absolutely hilarious btw), and by All That is Holy, the lewds.
There's not many right now, but by GOD do they make up for it in quality. Cadence's were quite honestly the best animated scenes I've seen for an AVN. Seriously. They're good.
Speaking of animations; You've outdone yourself with them, truly. Sure, they may feel slightly stiff but I have a feeling more experience (and perhaps hardware/software limitations) play a role in that. Despite that, they add so much to the storytelling, and fit really well both in the serious scenes and the not-so-serious.
From the bottom of
my pantsmy cryptid life-producing organ, thank you. I am very excited for the future of Realm Invader.PS forgot to mention the dialogue. If I were to rank every AVN I've played on a scale from one to ten in terms of believable and realistic (non-cringe) dialogue; I'd have to give this a ten with absolutely zero contest. There is one out of the probably dozens I've played that comes close (off the top of my head), but other than that, nothing comes close.
The bro talk, the teasing, the witty back and forth between Noelle and MC, the lowkey-but-not-really flirting between Grace (one of my two favorites) and MC, the list can honestly go on and on.
Character design. Hands down the best I've seen for an AVN. I personally am not particularly fond of overly large breasts, which most AVNs tend to have as a result of the 3D software they use, but also the face designs and body types truly vary instead of being just taller or shorter. The muscularity on Grace is delicious. The eyes feel like they belong to actual people (love the glowing effect too; especially on Cadence ;)) and not to 3D models.
The UI was nice and tidy, not many things to keep track of, LOVED the dialogue picking UI, and - after I got the hang of it - the vignette system was useful.
Amazing game. Looking forward to the next update.
On a side note, the lighting on the characters' faces sometimes makes them look terrifying. Also, what are the 2 songs at the ends of both chapters?
Yo uhhh, i couldn't afford the chemistry spell. it was 7800 embers. Any spoilers?
All in all, you get a poison purification spell
this is unironically one of the funniest games ive ever played
10/10
it would be nice if we could pay for 4k version
I can't wait for more of this hilarious game and the relationships we will see be developed and I wonder when the next update will be
If someone showed me this game and dared me not to laugh for 5 minutes playing it, I will spend the first 4mins 45secs stuck at the main menu because selecting "START" is going to make me stumble upon my doom after barely making it past the WARNING screen saying:
"Don't be stupid and expect people to act like this in real life."
I may need to explore more to change my mind (good luck), but right now, I declare this AVN to be #1 with the best comedy out of those I've seen. Eternum, a close 2nd.
Where can i find the soundtrack tho?
Legit the funniest game I've played on here so far, insanely well written
Also the girls and animations are top notch, amazing stuff, keep it up
game crashes every dozen or so frames on android 13 especially when there are chained animations. not sure what is going on, tried different installs and downloaded it a few times just to be sure.
Dumb question, does anyone know the name of the song that play when you first "scan" Cadence?
Not even 2 minutes into the game ive been offered the possibility of gay sex then been hit by a wwe theme
I'm sold 15/10
If anyone knows of any AVNs with a similar humor in them please let me know.
My Bully is My Lover?
Agreed with the quality, but has a way more serious and dark tone.
Well, Eternum sometimes is very funny. But yeah, not even close to the comedy in this one.
Once In A Lifetime is hugely funny, I think a close second to this game in levels of comedic gold.
Awesome game. cannot wait for a new update - Ze1vics/ptjz accept my discord request :) also keep up the good work!
This game is PEAKKK fiction, outstanding comedy. Should try and support them. Bro is cooking smt great.
Does anyone know the name of the song at the end of chapter 2? Absolutely brilliant game
The Mariner - Luova Sessions
legend, cheers!
This game is hilarious and the characters are cute and endearing. Following with great interest
This game is so Funny This is Masterpiece 👏🏻
Sorry Ren'Py
My favorite entry in the Invaderverse for sure.
mans is spitting
I've only just begun. Like maybe 30-45 minutes into it, and I can already tell this is on another level. I've learned my lesson about buying games on itch. Too many just stop being developed and you end up never getting to see the finish after paying for a game. It happens on steam too but not nearly as often. I really hope this makes it to steam. I'd buy it immediately.
honestly, when it comes to itch ill only play it if i see comments from the creator of the game being recent and talking about the game, updates. or thanks for playing. that type of response. if i don't see it i presume its a dead game which is a shame since most of them seem to have potential.
Absolutely love this avn! Humor,drama, great story, tons of likable characters! Exited for More
Oh lord I never laughed so hard playing a VN before
Same here xD
Looks like I just struck gold again.
Really liking the humor for this one. A very fine job inddd
we need chinese
It was kinda slow starting, but OMG... I've been loving this since the swim meet! The humor had me LOL'ing a few times so far. Keep up the good work!
this game is great, the comedy is right up my ally
Sadly cant play always force close app :V
Same
Food for thought. PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME. ITS GOLD IN SO MANY WAYS.
kthnxbai <
The updates since Episode 2 is out of wack i can't even pinpoint at when the updates will come out of the closet like i've seen and played games with the wackiest updates time and this is too much
I finally found an ABSOLUTE masterpiece!
lil!!!!!!
Made an account specifically so I could comment on this. This is REALLY good. Please don't abandon this.
Too many attempts at jokes, too much exposition and too often trying to sync with audio that I dont play with too early on to hook me. Your results may vary, but it looks like it has decent bones
I stand by what I said about the early game not hooking me
but this game is amazing and I have no regrets about pushing through.
Just came across this, and you had me at femboy
Mother of fuck the dialogue is sending my sides into orbit. The (first if there are more) scene without Guillaume destroyed me. The gags sometimes kind of ruin sincere moments, but the banter is otherwise top-notch writing. Keep it up.
this game is easily one of my most fav rn! holy shit the comedy is top tier and the story is really interesting so far. can't wait for the next episode!
This is better than eternum
With this comment, I'm putting my expectation very high. I adored Eternum and if this doesn't get me as involved or connected to the characters like Eternum did (Luna best girl). I'm going to be be very disappointed and writing a Synapsys on why it wasn't on this comment.
Okay. so I finished it. Hands down... it's not better than Eternum, BUT... it's not bad. Eternum is suppose to be taken more seriously of a story rather than a Meme like this one, but that doesn't make it a bad story. to be honest how the 2 stories are made. they aren't suppose to be compared to be honest. this is suppose to be a comedy with romance in the mix. considering not even the romance parts are safe from the meme's and Three Stooges like humor. I actually really did enjoy it, but saying it's better when its significantly smaller and the audience it's trying to attract isn't really the same. if you're here for the romance and sex, there's not really any of both. sure the mc get's a blow job and you watch a girl masterbate, but the one time you might get a chance sleep with someone, you get robbed when you're trying to pay the prostitutes, but again it's because it's starting out and the story is only beginning, I'm sure there will be plenty of sex later. while Eternum which has been in longer production and fleshed out several of the girls stories to lead into each of them getting laid at the end of there courting periods and shows and emphasizes on Romance allot more than Realm Invaders with some comedy. it also shows and humanizes all of the characters so you can connect to them better. This could also be do to the newness of this game and it'll do the same, but the only time you really get a connection is through the main character not really caring about there stories and looking at his phone, except for 4? of them, though one of them he ends up saying what happened to them was boring, even though it was pretty tragic it happened to the character as a teenager.
I was planning to play that game question is how is the writing?
Love it so far, although I'll wait until there's more before I do any kind of a review. I have to ask though if my reactions were what you were going for as a storyteller because so far I have zero interest in anyone outside the house - all paths closed. Noelle, Grace, Miya, Chloe and Cadence and that's it - no desire to even be friends with with any of the others so far. (Also Noelle should not give anyone fashion advice, she turned Chloe from the hottest one in the house into the least hot and the outfit she picked for Cadence was a serious downgrade over what she was originally wearing.)